COMEDIAN SEAN MOREY

 

Writer and Singer of  THE MAN SONG!

                        DEAR SANTA  (I want a stick!)

                              THE A.D.D. SONG

                            I SETTLED FOR YOU

                I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY!                

                               And many more!

          Sean is also the writer of “REVERSE LIFE CYCLE”

“This piece of mine has been circulated all over the web attributed to Andy Rooney, George Carlin, Woody Allen and more.  I wrote it in the late 70s and did it on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1980.  Johnny loved it.”  Verified at Snopes.com

"I think the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement! You go to college, you do drugs, alcohol, you party, you have sex, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating.... You finish off as a gleam in somebody’s eye."

                                          What they said:

“The Funniest Songwriter in America”  -Tom Griswold of The Bob and Tom Radio Show

"Sean Morey is funny as hell!  Not only a tremendous comic but a great guy to work with before and after the show.  Our sold out crowd of 500+ had a blast! -Stan Parman, Program Director, Citadel Broadcasting, Saginaw, MI

"A top-notch stand-up comic with a large supply of delightfully bent observations." -L.A. Times

"Super!"  -Johnny Carson

“I’ve listened to his songs and then I had a chance to see him live.....and he blew me away!  I never expected him to be as funny as he was in person!!!!  Sean had a special connection with the audience very few entertainers have!  He was simply amazing!  You will enjoy every minute of his show!!”
    -Program Director Todd Ryen  -B-104.9 The Legends and New Country,  Stevens Point, WI 

"Working with many comics featured on the Bob & Tom Show, Sean Morey rates up at the top.  His act keeps the audience rolling with the right mix of his musical comedy hits to his hilarious stand-up material.  Can't wait to see Sean live again." 
     -Casey Baker, Operations Manager -KAKT-FM KBOY-FM KCMX-AM/FM KTMT-AM/FM, Medford, OR"

Sean is number one on my list of truly funny comedians"
Nobody makes me laugh more and his shows always sell out for us."
 -Mike Cushman, Clear Channel Eau Claire Operations Manager

“The best comedy show we’ve seen in 20 years!”  -Pat and Tom, KNCI Sacramento

"Sean Morey performed at my birthday party and frankly I found his Harry Potter to be quite lame.  His tired wand and spell jokes were derivative and sophomoric.  He did buy a good cake however."  -Megan Morey, daughter

   

                

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